"This is my magnificent Doodleboptor. A highly versatile utility vehicle, it runs on Uranium 238 and produces incredible amounts of radiation. Unfortunately, it is in need of a complete overhaul. I need the assistance of an Earthling with 23 paired chromosomes, which means, a human. So you will have to perform the repairs!
Below are the formulas you will need to tune up all five of the Doodleboptor’s reactors. Remember, each dimension that I travel in has its own specifications, and for your world, use the following:

a = the number of planets you are from the sun
b = the number of planets in your solar system

Good luck with your repairs!!"